Monday, January 30, 2006

Not Completely Satisfied

Given that my unemployment insurance ran out last week, I've been looking for some ways to make money, and I thought, "What if I gathered up all of the half-used bottles of lotion I've had for the past five years and sent them in for a full refund?" That would be like $20. And after the postage, that would be like 53 cents - which is half of half of a bagel. And that's breakfast.

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