Wednesday, May 31, 2006

What comedians read on the road...

You may recall that my friend and fellow comedian Jen Dziura received some porn that caused quite a stir at her bridal shower.

Well, she may be a married woman now, but that doesn't mean she's curbed her need for pulp:

Jen in Boise, Idaho. State vegetable: potato. State passtime: "Plumpers."

I guess Jen's not the only one using lip-plumping gloss elsewhere!

From her email on the subject:

There was also a copy of "Big Butt Magazine," and two Playboys, giving a 50/50 ratio of BBW to regular porn.

BBW. Bigg Butt Women. Check.

So much for "middle-America" and its values, Ida-HO!

p.s. - In case you didn't notice, call 888-YOU-FRESH to talk to Euro Whores.

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