Friday, February 08, 2008

Indecent Proposal

Earlier this evening, a gentleman by the name of Pervert B. Schlongnozzle brushed by me while strolling down 34th Street and gingerly whispered in my ear,

"What does your pussy smell like?"

What I said in response:

"Ugh. You're a f*cking dick!"

What I wish I'd said:

"Balloons."