Friday, February 08, 2008

Indecent Proposal

Earlier this evening, a gentleman by the name of Pervert B. Schlongnozzle brushed by me while strolling down 34th Street and gingerly whispered in my ear,

"What does your pussy smell like?"

What I said in response:

"Ugh. You're a f*cking dick!"

What I wish I'd said:

"Balloons."

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

We would've also accepted "like your grandma's lipstick" or "like that new car smell that they spray onto the floors at the dealership" or "like victory"

matt said...

Do you queef helium?

Carolyn said...

I queef victorious helium.