Wake Up, America

Just saw this Miley Cyrus clip on Buzz Feed wherein she and her BFF Mandy tell the tweens of America what they can do to Go Green. None of their tips are particularly revolutionary ("Oh! You can shop online, even tho we're the worst...") but good, nonetheless. I'm not trying to downplay the positivity or reach of her message, but, you know, another thing you can do to Go Green is not mass-produce Hannah Montana t-shirts, wristbands, legwarmers, backpacks, pencil cases, shoes, jewelry, hair clips, makeup, bedding, folders, notebooks, stickers and dolls and then sell them at Wal*Mart. Also, if you really want to Go Green, girl, you might want to think about not gettin' that truck for your 16th birthday: